Well, ok, Thanksgiving is right on time this year. We don’t have to deal with Thanksgivakah, and I can fully finish my pumpkin pie before considering Latkes.
Although Chanukah is late this year, early, or right on time, depending on how you look at it, I did hear my very first Christmas song on the radio just yesterday.
Therefore, I feel I totally have the right to de-stress any pre-stress of the holidays, by fully offering free advertising to all friends and family who need this gift either for themselves or their dear ones.
Enjoy, and may your high last for a full eight nights (that or an $18 donation to the dog charity of your choice).